Monday, January 30, 2006

Wilmer Valderrama Wants To Be Lindsay Lohan's Jon Voigt

Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, made a heartfelt plea for her to slow down and seek help according to published reports.

This is always a good thing to do to your ex. You get to look good while pointed out how screwed up they are. Yes, Jon did it to his daughter, but it's still the same principle. So what Lindsay needs to do is get her act together to spite him.


Sunday, January 29, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Gets Stitched Up After Being Cut On A Broken Teacup

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly rushed to hospital on Friday afternoon after slipping and cutting her leg while staying with Bryan Adams at his London home.

Lohan received ten stitches in her shin after slipping on stairs onto a piece of broken china at the Canadian star's Chelsea mansion.


Monday, January 23, 2006

Important Dietary Tips For Lindsay Lohan

I've done some research, and I think an important step in Lindsay Lohan's recovery from her low weight is to switch from Kamakazes to Pina Coladas.

Nutrients in Kamakaze...

Nutrients in Pina Colada...

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Paparazzi Distract Lohan

Lindsay Lohan blamed nearby photographers for her missed lines while filming on the public sidewalk outside The Dakota apartment house, the scene of John Lennon’s murder.


Lindsay Lohan Is Smoking And Drinking

Less than a week after she was released from a hospital, Lindsay was spotted smoking and drinking — reportedly tequila-based Kamikazes — and dancing the night away.

Ok, I think we've established that Lindsay Lohan does not want the job of role model. I think the smoking in public is a poor business decision as well as being just plain stupid.


Monday, January 16, 2006

Is Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Lennon ?

Last year Sean Lennon, the son of the late John Lennon, had a personal ad running in the New York Post. He specified, among other things, that he wanted a woman with an IQ above 130 and a clean bill of mental health.

This year, he appears to have lowered his expectations. He has been seen in intimate social situations with Lindsay Lohan.


Saturday, January 14, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Is Also A Writer

Hilary Duff has been having a successful, if not stellar, career in movies and music. She is in what looks to outsiders like a stable, healthy relationship with a normal seeming guy. She hasn't been making a spectacle of herself for the tabloids.

She should have known that, eventually, this crap would be too much for Lindsay Lohan and that they would no longer be best enemies.

The new target of Lindsay's bile appears to be Scarlett Johansson. The New York Post attributes some obscene bathroom wall writing to Miss Lohan, and the subject was Scarlett.


Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Denies Admitting To Her Bulimia

A published interview in 'Vanity Fair' in which Lindsay Lohan mentions having had a problem with bulimia has been labelled as untruthful by Lindsay Lohan and her publicist.

The magazine is saying "Every word Lindsay Lohan told her is on tape. Vanity Fair stands by the story."

Is it possible that this is the first time Lindsay was interviewed by a magazine that didn't have the word 'Teen' in the title?


Sunday, January 08, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Will Rest At Home In New York

Lohan spokeswoman Leslie Sloane said: "She is much better. She is on her way home with her family. She is doing great."

Lindsay was admitted to hospital on Monday after suffering breathing difficulties in her hotel room.

Lohan's mother and manager Dina has said she plans to take her daughter home to New York to recover.


Is Lindsay Lohan A Go To Girl For Dieting Advice?

US Weekly has a pic in the corner of their recent cover advertising diet tips from a now admittedly bulimic Lindsay Lohan.

Are These Beach Photos Really Of Lindsay Lohan ?

Hollywood Tuna has a dozen large pics of Lindsay Lohan or a reasonable facsimile of her in bikinis.


Friday, January 06, 2006

Lindsay Lohan's Confessions Will Help Her Career, Not Hurt It

Everyone knew things weren't quite right with Lindsay Lohan, so admitting to her eating disorder and her bout of drug use should actually help her public image rather than hurt it.


Thursday, January 05, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Tells Vanity Fair About Drugs And Bulimia

Most intelligent observers knew something was up when Lindsay blamed puberty for her
fluctuating weight.

Lindsay had a ways to go before her problems would become obvious to herself.
She's quoted as saying "I was sick and I had people sit me down and say 'You're going to die if you don't take care of yourself'."


Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized With Asthma Attack

Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized in Miami after suffering an asthma attack on Monday night, but she's fine now, according to her rep.

Lohan was in Miami to celebrate New Year's Eve by hosting a party at the nightclub Prive. But a few days later, the city's humidity got to her and she had trouble breathing.


Tuesday, January 03, 2006

A Chanel Bag Gets A Photo Op While Lindsay Lohan Looks On

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Lindsay Lohan's 'Just My Luck' Release Delay

Fox has a Lindsay Lohan movie called "Just My Luck" completed. The company has decided on a strategy for it's release. Instead of the previously advertised March date, they will put the movie in theatres in May.

This will mean girls can see a nice Lindsay Lohan movie instead of the big scary blockbuster theat will be out at the same time.


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